My Perfect Little Life

My husband slept throughout the day because he stayed up last night watching the two World Cup matches, first at 12 AM (Argentina vs. Belgium), then barely awake for 120-minutes goalless match of Netherlands vs Costa Rica, he managed to stay up anyway with the help of Luwak Coffee that a friend bought as a gift from his Indonesia trip.

If he's had it his way, he probably would just snuggle in between the bed sheet and comforter with the aircond on. But I have always been the dictator wife, he accompanied me anyway. He loves football, more than I ever do, but I know he loves sleeping more. I insisted to watch although I was sleepy, because it was a weekend night and I just wanted to spend more time with him. We barely do on weekdays because we work crazy hours. But it was okay because we like what we take home every month.

It's 6 PM and I have just finished cooking simple meals for our break fast later: sweet sour fish, mixed veggies and omelette. He loves simple meals, which really are the only meals I know how to cook - and I love him for that. He eats whatever I cook. It's out of this world how perfect he is for me.

At first, I planned to go to Karnival Teratak Glam in Shah Alam but thinking how jammed the place is gonna be, we decided to just go to Tesco earlier this morning for groceries shopping. Moreover, we both love doing our Raya shopping last minute, like on the last few days of fasting. That would probably be the only time when we wouldn't mind going through bad traffic or being in the midst of a crowded bazaar.

Life is perfect now, except........................................

Everything written above was purely crafted out of my own imagination.

Yes, I'm simple like that.

P/S: Intentionally leaving out the part where I would tell you not to judge me and refusing to acknowledge that I am probably just lonely.

A Note by A Super Straight Girl

Being a straight girl, it has always been amusing to me when a pengkid could nail an extremely hot girl, when an average guy whose penis' size is above average could hardly score an average looking girl.

Of course, it's probably due to the fact that guys don't usually show off their penises in public.

I guess I don't really mind if a girl, who changed her appearance completely to look like a man, take hormone pills to grow facial hair - goes for another girl who actually digs someone like that. It becomes a problem when the girl is not interested (I will refer her as the "victim"), but the fhemale (opposite of "shemale") is convinced that she had fallen head over heels, and then, expecting the uninterested victim to have the same feelings.

Then, this pengkid starts questioning the victim when the victim avoids her completely because the pengkid thinks it's unfair to be treated that way when all she ever be to the victim was the nicest friend, ever.

Like this la ho...

The victim is absolutely NOT interested, NOT BECAUSE:

1. You have expectations from your niceness;
2. Your appearance is not her cup of tea;
3. You're being too forward or too fast.

But you are rejected because:
1. You are not a man, regardless who you actually think you are;
2. You don't have a penis.
3. You don't have a boner in the morning or before bed;
4. Your head can think straight even when you're horny because you still have enough blood through your thick head;
5. YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE NO PENIS.

I can list a hundred more reasons, but in the end, they all bring the same meaning. and that is - YOU HAVE NO PENIS.

And no, you're not handsome either. You will find it rare for a girl, who is 165cm-tall, to like shorter guys too, and in this case, a pengkid.

So why not, you just fuck off?

My Favourite Annoyance

As far as I could remember, during my single days, what annoyed me then would be blog posts by some lame girl who went out with her lame boyfriend, and the 150 pictures they took during the event, which might as well be one picture, due to my indifference towards them.

As far as I know, these types of blog posts would still annoy me. And mind you, I am in a relationship. A steady one, at that.

But there's another type of annoyance, which I have discovered for quite some time, but did not have time to blab about because most of my nights are filled with fun activities, like watching the whole season of Scrubs in one night and drinking cranberry juice - and the annoyance would be those single people that keep on preaching about the pros of being single. These are usually those who can't find anyone because they're incapable to get anyone to like them enough to date them, or because they don't have enough time, money, or even looks, to get a partner.

I'm not saying being single is bad. If you are in a bad relationship, being single is the next best thing to eating durian. The annoying part is the preaching. Oh please!

I know those who swear they will never be with anyone again due to bad experiences exist. But you give these people a caring partner, they will succumb. Who does not like being taken care of?

So to those who are single not because you are not looking: IF YOU ENJOY BEING SINGLE SO MUCH, THERE'S NO NEED TO BAD-MOUTH RELATIONSHIPS. For all I know, those who are in shitty relationships, instead of wishing they're single, they wish for better partners.

When you talk about how better it is to STAY SINGLE as opposed to jumping from one relationship to another, you don't realise what you're missing. Stay in denial, you think I give a damn?

Nobody likes getting their hearts broken, but do you know why some sayings about love are a clichè? Because they're the truth.

"Better to have loved and hurt than to have never loved at all."

Loving and being loved, are as addictive as any other addictions there are. That's why wedding planners can still make money, like pushers can.

When you said that being single is so much better because you don't have to report to anyone lah, you don't have to ask permission to do things lah, you don't have to put up with the shits your patner feed you lah - hey, I know you want to. :)

Staying single because you're angry with your previous partner who disappointed you badly is an entirely different situation, and it is understandable, and you can definitely tell them apart from those who are trying too hard to convince everyone they're okay with being single, when obviously they would gladly be in relationships if given the chance. The latter is so uncool, and as I said, annoying as hell.

At least some so-called serbanistas' preaches are still acceptable to me because I have my own faith and belief, so, I understand their reasons. I can't accept these single-life-is-better-than-orgasms preaches because, well, there's no way that orgasms are worse than being single!

You know what I mean?
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